Quote:

Tänkte lägga in ett på svärmor men så kom jag att tänka på följderna....

Jon Stewart
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=186052

Neocon Chucken har bytt sida......äntligen.

Chuck Norris's One Wish

I rather like the choke pile thing....;P

Better late than never. Could do without his "choke pile" though...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6efKKFFLZJs

Hej, svarar en liten flickas röst i telefonen.

- Hej vännen, det är pappa. Är mamma i närheten? säger Gunnar.
- Nej, pappa. Hon är uppe i sovrummet med farbror Bosse.
Efter en kort paus säger Gunnar:
- Men du har ingen farbror Bosse, vännen!
- Jo det har jag, och han är uppe i sovrummet med mamma!
- Okej då. Jag vill att du gör en sak åt mig. Lägg ned luren, spring uppför trappan, knacka på dörren och ropa åt mamma och farbror Bosse att min bil precis körde upp på garageuppfarten.
- Okej pappa!
Några minuter senare kommer den lilla flickan tillbaka till telefonen.
- Jag gjorde som du sa pappa.
- Och vad hände?
- Mamma hoppade upp ur sängen utan några kläder och sprang omkring och
skrek hysteriskt. Sedan snubblade hon på mattan och föll nedför trappan.
Nu ligger hon bara där och hennes nacke har vridit sej konstigt.
- Åh herregud! Farbror Bosse då?
- Han sprang också upp ur sängen utan några kläder. Han verkade jätterädd
och hoppade ut genom fönstret och ned i swimmingpoolen. Men han måste ha glömt att du tömde den på vatten för att rengöra den. Han slog i botten och ligger där utan att röra sej.
Efter en lång paus säger Gunnar:
- Swimmingpool? Ursäkta men då har jag ringt fel nummer.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/44084 ... 008%5DDvDrip%5BEng%5D-FXG

PLOT SUMMARY

In America, we define ourselves in the superlative: we are the biggest, strongest, fastest country in the world.



Check it out...

I just got an interesting email . . . saying this:

OK, you all know that I almost never send out mass emails. But I personally know this woman; she's a classics and Italian professor at UCSC, and I admire her greatly, and absolutely trust her integrity. So I firmly believe that this story is true. And it's scary. Pass it along.

MY HOLIDAY WITH JOHN McCAIN

It was just before John McCain's last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed in Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi child). It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals force all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately.

He arrived at our first group meal and started reading quotes from a pile of William Faulkner books with a forest of Post-Its sticking out of them. As an English Literature major myself, my first thought was "if he likes this so much, why hasn't he memorized any of this yet?"

I soon realized that McCain actually thought we had come on vacation to be a volunteer audience for his "readings" which then became a regular part of each meal. Out of politeness, none of the vacationers initially protested at this intrusion into their blissful holiday, but people's buttons definitely got pushed as the readings continued day after day.

Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn't meet up to this standard. He also made it a point that all of us should stop Cindy from having dessert as her weight was too high and made a few comments to Amy, the 25 year old wife of the honeymooning couple from Nebraska that she should eat less as she needed to lose weight.

McCain's appreciation of the beauty of Asian women was so great that David the American economist had to move his Thai wife to the other side of the table from McCain as McCain kept aggressively flirting with and touching her. Needless to say I was irritated at his large ego and his rude behavior towards his wife and other women, but decided he must have some redeeming qualities as he had adopted a handicapped child from Bangladesh.

I asked him about this one day, and his response was shocking: "Oh, that was Cindy's idea - I didn't have anything to do with it. She just went and adopted this thing without even asking me. You can't imagine how people stare when I wheel this ugly, black thing around in a shopping cart in Arizona . No, it wasn't my idea at all."

I actively avoided McCain after that, but unfortunately one day he engaged me in a political discussion which soon got us on the topic of the active US bombing of Iraq at that time. I was shocked when he said, "If I was in charge, I would nuke Iraq to teach them a lesson". Given McCain's personal experience with the horrors of war, I had expected a more balanced point of view. I commented on the tragic consequences of the nuclear attacks on Japan during WWII -- but no, he was not to be dissuaded.

He went on to say that if it was up to him he would have dropped many more nuclear bombs on Japan. I rapidly extricated myself from this conversation as I could tell that his experience being tortured as a POW didn't seem to have mellowed out his perspective, but rather had made him more aggressive and vengeful towards the world.

My final encounter with McCain was on the morning that he was leaving Turtle Island. Amy and I were happily eating pancakes when McCain arrived and told Amy that she shouldn't be having pancakes because she needed to lose weight. Amy burst into tears at this abusive comment. I felt fiercely protective of Amy and immediately turned to McCain and told him to leave her alone.

He became very angry and abusive towards me, and said, "Don't you know who I am." I looked him in the face and said, "Yes, you are the biggest asshole I have ever met" and headed back to my cabin. I am happy to say that later that day when I arrived at lunch I was given a standing ovation by all the guests for having stood up to McCain's bullying.

Although I have shared my McCain story informally with friends, this is the first time I am making this public. I almost did so in 2000, when McCain first announced his bid for the Republican nomination, but it soon became apparent that George Bush was the shoo-in candidate and so I did not act then. However, now that there is a very real possibility that McCain could be elected as our next president, I feel it is my duty as an American citizen to share this story. I can't imagine a more scary outcome for America than that this abusive, aggressive man should lead our nation. I have observed him in intimate surroundings as he really is, not how the media portrays him to be. If his attitudes toward women and his treatment of his own family are even a small indicator of his real personality, then I shudder to think what will happen to America were he to be elected as our President.
--
Mary-Kay Gamel
Professor of Classics, Comparative Literature, and Theater Arts
Cowell College
University of California, Santa Cruz Santa Cruz, California



http://peterrost.blogspot.com/

Peter Schiff Predicts The US Economic Collapse.....

men lyssna vad den andra snubben vräker ur sig.....det är inte undra på om det går åt h......e i Bushcoland


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfascZSTU4o

Obama krävs på födelseattest.........


http://www.newswithviews.com/Ryter/jon252.htm

Quote:

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Before you know it, Paris Hilton will have one, and he’ll be wearing designer cloths and driving her home in her Bentley when she’s too hammered to do it herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaY9XO ... g-monkeys-instead-of-kids

Yes yes yes....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf1y9s73Nos

Detta är tråk-kul. Inget jävla apflabb, bara töntkul.

Läste om GATT och klickade på WTO på wikipedia som var uppdelad i 2 sektioner.



"WTO
Från Wikipedia
Hoppa till: navigering, sök

WTO kan vara:

* Världshandelsorganisationen, World Trade Organization
* Världstoalettorganisationen‎, World Toilet Organization
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Den gemensamma nämnaren är? .... Just det, SKIT!

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Seriöst om GATT, lyssna och läs här:
Sir James Goldsmith tal i Amerikanska senaten Nov. 15, 1994.
http://www.box.net/shared/69n9uink85
Nästan lika viktigt som kennedys tal...

00.26 in banana nizzen:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JuPHzorQoA&feature=related

http://www.illuminati-news.com/101706a.htm

onekligen.

och för att spinna vidare på apans linje:

Bara jag som ser det roliga?

"Jag fick ingen luft"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxa5wYmI24A&feature=related

Trevlig helg!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWx7bqQCbE4

Mycket roande Buske quote(s)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFk2jLmmwo

Paranoidanders på vaken.se är en duktig tecknare och bra på "get the message across".