Bush in hell


George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil
is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you.

But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon
and a large pool
of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed
over and over and
over.
Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair
with a
sledgehammerand a room full of rocks. All he did was
swing that hammer,
time after timeafter time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.


The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying naked
on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his
legs staked
inspread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she
does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"