Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat. He had an important
meeting and could not find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, if you find me a parking
place, I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and
give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one".

God helg

En äldre dam hade raggat upp en yngre kille...efter en stund i halmen så tyckte killen att det blev lite torrt så han frågade om damen hade någon kräm hemma...då fräste damen till och sa att om han lugnade sig ett tag kunde han få flingor och mjölk......

Förslag till varningstext på ekologisk råmjölk..

WARNING: This product has not been pasteurized and may benefit your health. Please contact poison control if a child smiles or shows any signs of happiness.

Mark Dice tries to sell an ounce of Gold for $50 !!!
http://economycollapse.blogspot.com/2 ... o-sell-ounce-of-gold.html

Mark Dice hemsida
http://www.theresistancemanifesto.com/

Googla inte Chuck Norris....

http://www.nochucknorris.com/ på egen risk...

Undrar hur Svenska media skulle skildra det här ? jag får rysningar bara av att tänka på det....

Kan han var en utomjording ? Paniken sprider sig, Polisen gör ett jätte beslag, Ny okänd teknik skrämmer polisen....... välj rubrik själv.

It appears that these 9 members of the Phoenix Police Department seem to be dazed and confused by a Sunday morning electric bicycle rider. Maybe their apparent professional and mental awkwardness is the result of the heavy chemtrail activity going on above their little pin heads???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-czwy6UPvRs&feature=player_embedded

Web

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
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ROFL, sök på Chuck Norris i google.

Quote:Eh? Du citerar från www.nochucknorris.com. En google-sökning söker som vanligt rätt på länkar om Chuck Norris - som räknat till oändligheten TVÅ gånger

Jag kan maila dig en screenshot.

Quote:Gör det... xerox1@hotmail.com

Fast det är iofs lättfejkat

Material för framtida skolböcker i historia....

De 6 punkterna är döds kul...speciell punkterna 3 och 6


http://www.olavodecarvalho.org/english/articles/080618dc_en.html

Evaluating George W. Bush

Olavo de Carvalho
Diário do Comércio, June 18, 2008



Whatever one thinks about George W. Bush, there are six points about him no one has the right to deny:

1. He kept his country completely safe from terrorists atacks for eight years.

2 He put down a genocidal regime, guilty of the murder of 300 thousand Iraqis.

3 Contrary to what the big media spreads with histerical mendacity, he did it through a war that caused the smallest number of civil victims in all History.

4 He practically dismantled terrorist resistance in Iraq, killing 20 thousand Al-Qaeda militants and forcing most of the remaining ones to seek refuge in Iran.

5. He promoted in Iraq the fastest and most spectactular post-belic reconstruction ever seen, making Iraqi economy more prosperous than it was before the war.

6. He implemented democracy in Iraq - and it works.

From these six facts, I take two conclusions:

a) He was the best chief of security the USA has ever had.

b) He was the best president Iraq has ever had.

It is an entirely different thing to judge him as president of the US. When he was elected in 2000, Republicans had all the conditions to win presidential elections for the next four decades, dismantle the conspiracy of the Democrats with the radical left, and heal the country according to the formulas consacrated by Ronald Reagan. After two presidential terms, not only he failed to do this, but has allowed his country to loose breath to the point of the permanence of Republicans in power being almost unfeasible .

To blame this shame on the failure of the war in Iraq does not explain anything, it is pure deceitful leftist propaganda.

George W. Bush has never failed in Iraq. His real failure was in the internal front. It started right after September, 11th. Taking the opportunity to denounce the Democrat collaboration with the left would make all trust in the left vanish and would have hygienized the American political atmosphere. Instead, he preferred to pretend his enemies were his friends, creating a fictional national unity against foreign attackers. The Democrats, bearing the patriot label Bush himself sticked on their foreheads, and armed with the prestige thus acquired, could stab in the back their own country, Army and president while people would not question for one second their deep-hearted good intentions.

Running away from the confrontation his enemies - who were the enemies of the US - sought so much, Bush gave them strength. All the bravery he showed in leading the war, turned into cowardice in the internal fight. The result: his success is condemned as failure and his real failure cannot be confessed in public without triggering a thousandfold worse internal division. And although Bush wants to avoid this division, his adversaries assume it more and more, taking from it, against the US, the same advantages Bush should have taken for the US.

George W. Bush took the wrong job. He is a great military commander, but he is not at all a politician.

Gomorron folket, kan bara inte missunna er detta, kanske ni sett det men det är värt att se igen...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxDopnyNgcs
Kanske vi kan diskutera för eller emot att tillåtas åka till kyrkan på en elmoped utan att få 2300 Dollar i böter..

Wikipedia först med att visa Expressenjournalistens Lars Lindströms hjärnundersökning....NU I BILD

http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rektoskopi

Haha, Gaston :P

Märta var en liten vilde i sin rullstol, och älskade att fräsa omkring på hemmet. Hon tog kurvor på ett hjul och for runt som en vilde i de långa korridorerna. Men eftersom hon och de andra på hemmet inte hade alla hästar i stallet, så tolererade de varandras egenheter. En dag när Märta drog på längs en korridor, öppnades en dörr och Mats klev ut i korridoren med armen höjd.
- STOPP! sa han med myndig stämma. Har du körkort för den där?
Märta rotade i sin väska och fick fram ett chokladpapper och höll upp det.
- Okej, sa Mats och Märta drog vidare.
När hon tog kurvan till TV-rummet med skrikande däck, dök Gösta framför henne och begärde skattekvittot. Märta dök ner i handväskan och drog upp ett flaskunderlägg. Gösta nickade slött och sa:... Läs mer
- Varsågod och kör vidare, damen.
Märta närmade sig den sista korridoren och innan hon kom till utgången, uppenbarade sig Folke framför henne, iförd ett rejält stånd.
- Åh nej, inte blåsa i alkoholtestet igen.

Barns lekar som en förberedelse för vuxenlivet

http://antisan.ning.com/forum/topics/barns-lekar-som-en