OBS! Det här är ett skämt, dock hittade jag denna "teori" på

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/15-11/st_best

Där finns en massa annat som inte är ens är teorier, som info om bevakningssamhället. Jag står inte för eventuella stavfel.


"In the late 60's early 70's John Lennon was becoming a world wide celebrity, and stared in much vigorous pornography. The underground Illuminati of Helsinki took note of this as killing such a high profile figure would send a message to the space reptilians of planet Nauru. John's death shook the world of Scientology, and for hours a day, Tom Cruise summoned Xenu from the Earth.

Xenu with his almighty Jewish powers convinced the government of Israel to attack the US, and kill Tupac. Shortly after, 911 took place, and Tupac was 'killed' in a casino. Tupac was actually resurrected by the reptilians of Nibiru, and with the help of Optimus Prime, created AIDS.

AIDS killed over 4 billion people in the first four seconds it was developed when Tupac put a sample of the virus on every disc he sold. Immune to the virus, Bush rode a velociraptor into the core of the Earth to battle against the Secret Jewish Terrorist Force (SJTf). Assisted by Jesus, Bush was able to capture the leader of the SJTF, Adam Sander, and slaughtered him in front the Niburuian king.

Zeeblejorv, the king of Niburu, allowed President Bush to mate with his daughter, Susan Boyle. The Illuminati projected the eggs would hatch on 2012. Prophecies proclaimed their spawn would emit a poisonous gas fatal to humans, so the Illuminati developed a cure called Nyquil, and put in every box of Count Chocula without Bush's awareness.

The cure contained spider monkey semen, which contained small traces of Fresca. The sheer disgustingness of the Fresca killed off the rest of the servers of humanity, leaving only Bush, Jesus, the Illuminati, and the Niburu space lizards.

Optimus Prime decided to betray Bush and kill his almost hatched eggs. Susan Boyle mated with Optimus Prime and helped re stabilize the population of the Earth. Optimus Prime left the space lizards and joined the Illuminati, and became a shape shifter, and formed to become the black Anti-Christ, we now know as our president."


Inte undra på att det är suspekt att tala om konspirationer i dessa tider...

Att vaken.se går elitens vägar, det är långsökt

Men icke desto mindre känns det ganska sant ibland med alla aktivister som skriver här.